mmmmmmmmmmmm peaches

Southern sandstone, yes!!!!!
two days recently spent in rocktown (sans thievery) resulted in what was possibly the best day of climbing I have ever had. Sends of the scoop, pythagorean theorem, sinus, and lab rats have me convinced that the grades are either soft, or I need to keep sleeping in the dirt and eating noodles for breakfast. Also, kudos to luay and ryan on excellent sends of the scoop sinus pythagorean theorem an helicopter, as well as the helicopter traverse respectively. Now, the return trip is planned, and the vagina will be put to rest. thats right.........the big ugly vag

FIERCE!!!!!!!

pics from a recent outing to "The Other Acres" several FA's including this Josh Helke classic V4ish dubbed Fierce

WTSE pics

NEW CRACK!!!!!!!

Short trip to Vedauwoo today with hopes of making some progress on the infamous Vedajuicer. After realizing that said boulder problem is actually undoable, I meandered on around to the boulders behind it. In a stroke of genius, I tripped and fell from a large boulder, landing at the base of what was to become Where the Sidewalk Ends. A crack that is the equivalent to 10 feet of awesome. Pictures are forthcoming.

Fact: there is a boulder problem in our beloved Vedauwoo by the name of The Sparkling Touch.

Also a fact: A man by the name of Justin Edl claims to have climbed this crack on numerous occasions including but not limited to the first ascent

Yet another Fact: He's lying. Only superman or Jesus could have possibly climbed this monstrosity of a crack. It is 17 feet of pure evil and imaginary hand jams in a crack that is not actually there. Let it be known that this problem is impossible and will never be climbed. Also included in the category of cracks that will never actually be climbed by a real person, 8 ounces to Freedom, The Vedajuicer, Equilibrium, and Monsters INC. (all of which are purported Edl FA's) Of course, there is always the possibility that Senor Edl is in fact Jesus, but with a stronger core.....

The time has come!

Here it is, the long awaited, much anticipated, look into the life of he who is me. That is to say, I broke down and set up a blog of my very own. Prepare to have your mind blown from yourself, for it will happen. Future atrocities are to come.