Fact: there is a boulder problem in our beloved Vedauwoo by the name of The Sparkling Touch.

Also a fact: A man by the name of Justin Edl claims to have climbed this crack on numerous occasions including but not limited to the first ascent

Yet another Fact: He's lying. Only superman or Jesus could have possibly climbed this monstrosity of a crack. It is 17 feet of pure evil and imaginary hand jams in a crack that is not actually there. Let it be known that this problem is impossible and will never be climbed. Also included in the category of cracks that will never actually be climbed by a real person, 8 ounces to Freedom, The Vedajuicer, Equilibrium, and Monsters INC. (all of which are purported Edl FA's) Of course, there is always the possibility that Senor Edl is in fact Jesus, but with a stronger core.....